The Taliban held a massive, nationwide celebration last week to honor Joe Biden. It was the third anniversary of the date when Biden surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. It was the most embarrassing foreign policy disaster in American history. To celebrate Joe Biden’s failure, the cave-dwelling savages paraded the most expensive and sophisticated American military equipment in the streets and skies of Afghanistan.

In August 2021, Joe Biden abandoned the carefully laid plans of President Donald Trump’s administration to conduct a slow and measured withdrawal of American forces from Afghanistan. This plan was to ensure that the US-backed Afghan government could remain in power and the Taliban would remain in check without collapsing the whole country.

Unfortunately for all the non-Taliban people in Afghanistan, the Biden-Harris regime has treated every day like a game of Opposite Day in kindergarten.

“Whatever policies were put in place by Orange Hitler must be bad, so we’ll just do the opposite!”

While Opposite Day can certainly be fun for 5- or 6-year-olds, it turns out that this is a terrible way to run foreign or domestic policy in an advanced nation. Rather than the slow withdrawal from Afghanistan with measurable benchmarks that the Taliban had to meet, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris decided to pull all the troops out in secret in just one night.

They didn’t even bother to tell the former government that they had abandoned them. The country’s leaders had to frantically scramble into exile abroad before a horde of rampaging Taliban could behead them all. The country quickly collapsed to the Taliban.

Biden tried to salvage something from the catastrophe by sending inadequate security forces back into Afghanistan to help manage the evacuations. This led to the unnecessary deaths of 13 American soldiers in a suicide bombing at the airport. But at least Joe Biden checked his watch when their caskets came home.

America’s defeat was now complete, and the Taliban were free to go back to their two favorite things—stoning women to death for showing a little “too much ankle” in public and planning terrorist attacks.

A large crowd gathered at the former US air base at Bagram last week to watch the parade in celebration of Joe Biden. The Taliban paraded motorcycles loaded with homemade bombs and US armored personnel carrier vehicles flying the black-and-white Islamic flag of death on them. American-made helicopters and fighter jets, which Joe Biden also left behind, flew over the base to dazzle the crowds.

In addition to Afghans in the crowd, there were also diplomats from Iran and China there to watch the display. The real danger to America in this situation has never been the Taliban themselves. They’re idiots.

The true danger is that $80 billion in sophisticated US military technology that Biden left behind would fall into enemy hands. China, Russia, and Iran have had three years to reverse-engineer all that technology and are ready to use it against us if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris manage to bumble their way into World War III.

Not a single government on earth has recognized the Taliban as a valid government to this day. Despite that, Joe and Kamala continue to send tens of millions of dollars to the Taliban every month to pay them exorbitant salaries. No wonder the Taliban love them so much.

The Taliban held a parade today showing off the billions of dollars in US military equipment that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris gave them during the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan pic.twitter.com/ZUApeXnzIU

— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) August 14, 2024