President Donald J. Trump has taken the oath of office for the second time, delivering an inaugural address that can only be described as ‘incredible’—and I mean that in every sense of the word.

Now that we’ve had a chance to watch the inaugural address, you know, if you wanted to on whatever streaming app was available, it’s time to dive in and see what was REALLY said.

Standing in the Capitol Rotunda, Trump declared, ‘America’s decline is over,’ ushering in what he termed a ‘golden age.’ Bold words, considering the challenges we face. But hey, who doesn’t love a good comeback story?

Scott Jennings of CNN couldn’t contain his admiration, highlighting Trump’s audacity in calling out political figures directly. Jennings emphasized Trump’s clear mandate for economic relief, immigration reform, and restoring American prestige. It’s as if Trump is saying, ‘Out with the old, in with the bold.’

Doug Schoen at Fox News chimed in, suggesting that resistance from Democrats would be futile and advocating for strategic bipartisan cooperation. In other words, get on board or get left behind.

But let’s not overlook the international stage. Trump’s speech hinted at a new space race, not just targeting Mars but also focusing on lunar exploration. The rivalry between the United States and China is intensifying, reminiscent of the Cold War-era space competition. China’s ambitious plans include building a base on the moon by 2030 to extract rare minerals and gain propaganda advantage. Meanwhile, U.S. companies like SpaceX and Blue Origin, backed by competitive enterprise and innovation, are spearheading American space dominance. It’s a cosmic showdown, folks.

Back on Earth, Trump wasted no time issuing a series of swift and controversial executive orders. These included withdrawing the U.S. from the Paris Climate Agreement and the World Health Organization, while declaring a national emergency at the southern border to facilitate the deployment of U.S. troops. He also revoked protections for migrants in ‘sensitive areas’ like churches and schools, leading to a potential increase in ICE raids and expedited deportations. Other notable actions include an attempt to end birthright citizenship for children of undocumented immigrants, pardoning January 6 Capitol rioters, and establishing a $500 billion private sector investment in AI infrastructure. It’s a full plate, to say the least.

Nicole Russell from USA Today praised Trump’s vision of a prosperous, secure, and merit-based America, contrasting it with the previous administration’s policies. It’s a new dawn, a new day, and Trump’s feeling good.

However, not everyone is singing ‘Kumbaya.’ The New York Times called for courage and resilience from American institutions to stand up to Trump’s fear tactics, aiming to prevent erosion of democratic principles during his return to the presidency. It’s a reminder that not all are on board the Trump train.

In summary, Trump’s inaugural address was a clarion call for a new era, filled with ambitious plans and bold declarations. Whether you see it as a roadmap to greatness or a detour into uncharted territory, one thing is clear: resistance is futile. Or is it? Only time will tell.